King Hippo’s Shorts Cause Cancer

Posted on May 21, 2009 by Joshua

I'd make that face too if my shorts were pumping my nether-region full of carcinogens. I only wish I could make something like this up. Apparently Amazon’s Punch-Out!! Heavyweight Contender Kit includes a pair of King Hippo shorts that can cause downtown bonanza cancer. You can read more about it over at Kotaku.