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Or so say a couple of number-crunching Canadian scientists anyways, but what do they know what with their scientific methods, calculations, and ‘facts’?  Apparently after doing some research they’ve concluded that based on zombies in popular fiction today and the rate at which disease spreads we would have just about zero chance for survival.  Of course, this ignores the fact that I’m a well-trained undead-slaying mercenary of sorts.  Don’t believe me?  Look me up after it starts, I’ll be the guy in the cowboy hat with the sniper rifle holed up at the top of your local Denny’s eating grand slams while spraying undead gray matter all over the place.  Ya know, on a side note- this little news story has inspired me.  In the next week or two I will begin work on and fully explain how I will survive the zombie apocalypse when it happens.  Until then you can read up more on what these ‘scientists’ have to say and ‘I’ will keep using ‘air quotes’ to ‘wrap this up.’