Twilight: New Moon – The Abridged Script

durp, durp, durpJust so you are all aware, I absolutely love The Editing Room.  Their site consistently offers hilarious cut-down versions of the scripts of popular movies and their latest ripping apart of New Moon is no exception.  I’m not sure how fond Nicole will be, but I definitely found it to be pretty accurate.  It’s a fun read if you’ve got a few minutes to kill and if you’ve already seen New Moon it’s hilarious.  If you haven’t seen New Moon, either don’t read the below or go ahead and save yourself $8.50. You can find a quick excerpt below, but be sure to check out the entire thing here.

FADE IN:

INT. ROBERT PATTINSON’S FAMILY’S HOUSE

KRISTEN STEWART is celebrating her BIRTHDAY with ROBERT PATTINSON’S FAMILY.

KRISTEN STEWART

Thanks for this incredibly creepy party everyone, but I’m really not in the mood to celebrate. Every year I spend in these movies makes it that much more difficult for me to get any other acting role.

ROBERT PATTINSON

But you’re the founder of the “dull angst” method of acting! Stare blankly when sad, bite lip when happy!

KRISTEN STEWART

(stares blankly)

…the rest at The Editing Room

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