As I write this, I’m sitting at at my desk in the basement with only the sights and sounds of Bioshock behind me. Nicole’s played, I’d say no less than 7 hours or so today, meticulously working through a strategy guide to research every last splicer, recover each and every audio log, and rescue every last little sister. Normally I’d implore her to pop in something we can both play together, but not tonight. No, tonight I’m simply as fascinated watching her play through Andrew Ryan’s twisted and derelict underwater dystopia as I was the first time I entered that fateful bathysphere over two years ago. So why am I so enthralled at the adventure I’ve already experienced? Is it because the sequel is just around the corner, launching next week? Certainly, but it’s more than just that. Read on if you’d like to know more about why I hold Irrational Games’ masterpiece in such a high esteem.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Local Awesome : Dirty Frank’s Hot Dog Palace
Starting today, I’ve decided to add a new category to our site, Local Awesomeness. It was an easy choice as I got to experience the pure awesomeness of Dirty Frank’s Hot Dog Palace last night and it was a positively phenomenal experience. Dirty Frank’s is located in downtown Columbus and serves a variety of local beers on tap and the best hot dogs I’ve ever had. Period. Previously, I’d held Myrtle Beach’s Sam’s Hot Dog Stand as the holy grail of hotdogs, but Dirty Frank’s just ousted it without breaking a sweat.
I’m sure you’d be tempted to think that they’re ‘just’ hot dogs, but you’d be completely wrong. I’ve never had a Puff the Magic Popper before last night, but eating a poppy-seed bun hot dog adorned with cheddar cream cheese, jalapen?os, & real bacon bits with a side of Tater Tatchos was absolutely delicious.
It’s not just the taste that makes it an awesome place to eat either. Everyone who was working was super nice and talkative even if they weren’t our server. Mine and Nicole’s dogs were out in less than 5 minutes and to top it all off, their prices are incredibly reasonable. About the only thing negative I can say is that it’s kind of a small place, but the atmosphere is vivid and its being packed with a line of people out the door I’m sure is just a testament to what a great place to eat Dirty Frank’s really is.
So thanks for the awesome food guys and rest assured we’ll be back to try every dog you’ve got!
Road Trip to New Jersey!
Although I’m a huge music nerd, I never have been one to flock to the mega-super-massive type concert/festivals featuring every band to ever produce a myspace album (Lollapalooza, Warped Tour, etc.). Too crowded, too many bands I don’t care about, too wild. Today while I was browsing MC Chris’ tour schedule I realized the only other date that he was scheduled for was this concert called “The Bamboozle”. I remembered the name vaguely but was immediately hesitant because it gave off the super-concert vibe. However, after reading the lineup, I know now there is no way I cannot attend this gathering.
iPad Specifications and Hesitations
Apple launched their much talked about tablet yesterday, iPad. As I’m sure most of you know, Nicole and I are big fans of Apple products and had been reading the rumors of the fabled device over the past 6 months, eagerly anticipating the launch of the next hot gadget. While I’d very much been considering building a hackintosh netbook leading up to yesterday, I kept holding out to see if Apple could deliver a comparable experience in an official Apple product. Did they deliver? Read on to find out.
Before I launch into what’s holding me back from running out to grab an iPad in a couple of months at launch, let’s take a look at the raw specs-
iPad is a tablet with a 9.7″ screen, integrated microphone and speaker, weighing in at a mere 1.5 pounds. The screen features capacitive multitouch powered by a custom-built CPU from Apple, the A4 (1GHz). Storage capacity is either 16, 32, or 64GB. As for connectivity, the iPad boasts integrated WiFi, Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR and optional 3G connectivity should you want to sign up for a data plan with AT&T. There is also a 30-pin dock connector and Apple projects over a month of standby time with an average of 10 hours of battery life.
All of this starts at $499, though if you got the 64GB, 3G-enabled version you’ll be looking to spend over $800.
So what does this all amount to? Effectively an over-sized iPod Touch. Yes, there are some differences. For example, Apple has overhauled their default applications to take advantage of the extended screen real estate and many of them (the Calendar in particular) look quite good! Also, the iBooks application which allows you to purchase books online and have them immediately displayed on a very slick looking digital bookshelf the Kindle look decidedly bland.
However, before I can throw my support behind this product, I need to examine who it’s intended for and what market it’s attempting to conquer. The answer is a difficult one, as Apple appears to be defining this new market as the middle ground between the netbook and the mobile phone. However, with their emphasis on iBooks now, they’re clearly looking to make headway in the e-reader market as well. Trying to conquer all of these at once with the iPad is an undertaking indeed.
At first glance their all-in-oneder device looks impressive, though there are some glaring caveats that I just can’t shake at present. Chief among them is again the locked-down nature of the platform. Apple claims nearly all of the apps for the iPhone will work on the iPad, it’s still crippled in terms of serving as a legitimate computing platform. If Apple says you can put an app on there, great! If you want software that isn’t approved though, you’re out of luck (unless of course, you’re into jailbreaking).
Perhaps more than just the locked out software base, the internet’s cries for full-blown multitasking on Apple’s family of touch-based devices have again fallen on deaf ears. Could battery life be impacted by this? Most certainly, but the option should at least be there should we desire. The Android platform is already making headway in this area and it’s a shame to see Apple falling behind in such a basic area of modern computing.
I suppose after considering all Apple has to offer with the iPad, I’m just not completely sure if it’s for me. Sure I’ve been wanting an e-reader for a while and this device clearly outshines the Kindle imho, but I can’t help but think that buyer’s remorse would stalk me down post-purchase, reminding me of all of the tiny missed opportunities for such a sexy device.
What about you all? Will you be picking up an iPad?
Play the Game, Bro- Don’t Analyze It
Yes, I’m talking to you, bro. I understand that your popped collar and livestrong bracelet necessitate your weekly beer pong in the garage two doors down from me every Saturday night, but I’m not here to talk about that. No sir, I’m here to plead with you over a far less irritating, though certainly humorous, infraction. So if you could turn down that Jack Johnson for a second and take a listen that would be super.
The other night I went to the Mass Effect 2 launch where apparently MAG (Massive Action Game) also launched. Whilst hovering about the counter, making small talk with Nicole and again enjoying the excited chatter of sci-fi geeks all around, eager for their fix, I couldn’t help but notice that two college-aged bros (the most prominent species) had just purchased copies of MAG. The conversation played out like this:
Bro 1 : Dude, I just realized, MAG stands for Multiplayer Online Game! I just now realized that!
Now, at this point I chuckled to myself and waited for Bro 2′s inexorable retort, explaining how that doesn’t fall in line with the practical application of acronyms. But then this happened:
Bro 2 : Oh my God you’re right! How did we not notice that?! That’s awesome!
I literally facepalmed. We always throw the term ‘facepalm’ around on the interwebs these days but with an audible slap, my hand met my face in a most jarring confrontation.
So let this be a lesson bros- While we much appreciate your steady stream of Natty Ice you supply us with and even enjoy the nail-biting, proximity-mine whoring, spawn-point camping you employ in a rousing game of Goldeneye, for God’s sakes, please don’t try to decipher anything deeper than spawn camping until you first conquer the game’s title.
Gamestop Gouges Mass Effect Fans
Don’t get me wrong, I love capitalism as much as the next Taco Bell gorging American, and I expect to be raped on prices for things like gasoline or twinkies. However, I do expect a little bit of common courtesy or at the very least some discretion in how said rapings are to be carried out when it comes to my wallet. Take for example, Gamestop. We’re already aware that they’re little more than brick and mortar pawn shops for video games, but my limited budget for gaming and insatiable lust for the latest and greatest keeps me coming back again and again. And ya know, I could almost forgive them for upping the price of a pre-owned copy of Mass Effect from $17.99 to $24.99 in light of Mass Effect 2′s launch last night. I mean, that’s supply and demand baby! But then to drop the price by $2 and artificially creating a ‘bargain’ as evidenced below on their website as of this morning is a slap in the face. It’s a slap in the face with a bag of dicks.
But fear not, even though this is classic Gamestop dickery, those of you with an interest in playing through through the first Mass Effect in preparation for the sequel will be pleased to know that BestBuy has plenty of copies in stock at a slightly more reasonable $19.99.
So now you know the effect Mass Effect 2 has had on the masses…yuk yuk
Yet Another Crazy Knife Kill in MW2
While we’ve seen another crazy knife kill in MW2 from last year, this new exercise in knife throwing makes the old video look quite bland by comparison. I feel so bad for the victim here and the uproarious taunting that I’m sure ensued!
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Twilight: The Graphic Novel
Quite some time ago I abandoned my Yahoo! email because of the enormous amount of Spam I was receiving daily, but today while bored in class I decided to sort through it. At the very top was an email from Amazon telling me to “Pre-order your copy of Twilight…”. I immediately clicked the email after viewing the words “pre-order” and “Twilight“. Apparently Stephenie Meyer is releasing two graphic novels based on the first book in the Twilight series, whose illustrations will be done by Korean artist Young Kim. For those of us Twilight-fanatics (I guess I’m speaking to myself), we’ll be able to pick the first volume up on March 16 for $20. Buy it through Amazon and get it for $10.99! And don’t forget to do it through our affiliate link.
Heavy Rain’s many looks
To the left of this text is Japan’s cover for the heavily anticipated Heavy Rain, due out February 23 for those of us stateside. I have no idea what an unidentifiable male face is supposed to signify, but I’m sure once I play it I will be green with envy over Japan’s cover art. The United States’ is probably the lamest so far: in my opinion the characters kind of take away from the artistic simplicity it could have been, like on the European cover (featuring a bloody origami creature). Which cover do you prefer?
via Kotaku
Hands On With Pastebot for iPhone
Copy. Paste. How many times would you say you do that in any given day? If you work at all with a computer (and really, who doesn’t?), then you likely perform those actions constantly. It’s an old, old computing concept that many of us likely take for granted that really hasn’t changed much since its inception. However, while I certainly love Apple products, they were a little late to the copy and paste party until iPhone OS 3.0 came out. But what would happen if your iPhone’s copy and paste functionality were taken a step further, allowing you the functionality of a clipboard manager to save commonly used text and images? More still, what if you could organize those clippings into a folder structure for quick access on your phone and extend that functionality further by syncing your clippings with your Mac? Well, as it turns out thanks to the fine people over at Tapbots now you can!



