My Frustration with Cataclysm Dungeons

Today I spent way too much time playing WoW with my friend, Chris but hey- it’s the weekend so I don’t feel too bad.  Nicole was out of town at a show choir and I didn’t have a lot to do save for either A)journey through Azeroth or B)clean out the laundry room.  Ahem, it’s not hard to see what got priority.

Anyways, we were working on a heroic Blackrock Caverns run and kept getting randomly grouped with players that were less than optimal.  It’s not that they were all bad players- in many instances they were quite good!  However, if we wiped it wasn’t uncommon for someone to just drop out of the group rather than toughing it out.

In a way I understand that- wiping sucks and sometimes it’s not worth sticking around if a group looks like it’s under geared or inexperienced to waste your time (and gold in repairs) to see if it’ll pan out.  Just the same it was more than a little discouraging.

However, after working through this inconvenience for an hour or so Chris and I began talking about the difference between a normal Cataclysm dungeon and a heroic one.  Eventually we arrived at the conclusion that while not impossible, heroic is worthy of its namesake almost to a fault.

After a couple of runs of a Cataclysm dungeon on normal you’ve pretty much got the rhythm down and from unless someone makes a mind-boggling mistake you’re golden.  Heroic on the other hand is like a gauntlet slap in the face.  It’s fiendishly difficult in the beginning and even after you understand the mechanics each boss employs to defeat you it can be a struggle.

The problem isn’t the difficulty, but how violently you’re shoved into that difficulty.  There’s just not much middle ground between the two difficulties.  To quote Yahtzee* you’d have to be pants-on-head retarded to fail normal dungeons and heroic dungeons are like herding cats.

Don’t get me wrong- I LOVE the new content and all but do wish that there were some way to better prepare players for the deep end of Cataclysm pool.

Am I alone in this or have any of you also struggled with the leap to heroism?

Why so WoW?

Much to Nicole’s chagrin our consoles have collected slightly more dust than usual as my foray into Cataclysm continues.  I’m almost as baffled as Nicole when it comes to understanding my focus on WoW right now.  In the past, I’d get enamored with WoW post-expansion for a couple months then drop out in favor of more console goodness.  Even as I type this the GDC is going on and I’ve scarcely checked up on it.

Is it because I hate console games now?  Did I make a pact with the Dark Lord to never stop journeying through Azeroth, forced to run Grim Batol (butthole?) heroics until my fingers can no longer spam Lifeblooms?  Or maybe I’m being blackmailed by a mafia hitman to keep healing his son in raids lest I rest with the aquatic creatres?

No, none of these are true.  The simple fact is that regardless of Cataclysm, WoW’s taken on a new appeal for me purely because of my decision to start healing.  I’ve always DPS’d because it’s easier, but this time I wanted a challenge so naturally I chose to start healing when the game has made keeping people alive exponentially more difficult. That challenge is what’s kept me coming back night after night.  There’s something hugely satisfying about downing a massive dragon and knowing were it not for you the confrontation’s victory wouldn’t have been assured.

If any of you have read us for a while you know too that I tend to have a pretty sharp focus on whatever I’m engaged in whether it’s Black Ops, WoW, or Magic the Gathering.  Where Nicole will nimbly leap from one passion to the next with grace, I tend to hone in on something exclusively until I’m the best I can be at it and move on.  The problem with WoW?  *nasally whiny voice* It’s haaaaaard.  Really hard in some cases, but I’m still learning and having an absolute blast doing it.

So take heart that no, I haven’t abandoned geek topic X, it’s just a bit back-burnered in light of my desire to bring those fat heals to your hard-tanking ass to the best of my ability.  So there, still friends?

Expanded Observations on World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

So a couple of weeks ago I did a post about tips for healing as a (noob) druid.  I’ve been playing a lot of WoW since Cataclysm made its debut.  So much so that Nicole swears I don’t even know how to turn on the 360 anymore, much to my lament. But anyways, now that I’ve broken the 80 barrier I’ve some new observations to share with you if you were on the fence about the expansion.

1. Green is Again the New Purple

If you had aspirations of spending those justice points you’ve saved on epic gear from vendors at 80- don’t.  Just don’t.  Frankly when I first started questing in one of the opening zones for 80 (Vashj’ir) I wasn’t sure what to think.  I was getting my ass handed to me by trash mobs and desperately switching out of Feral form to heal myself more often than I’d care to admit.  However, my strife was short lived as after an hour of suffering or so I got my first green item.  I should point out that the minimum item level for quest rewards at this point in the game is 272.  If you don’t know what that means let me put it this way- it means tripe-digit stat increases in many cases and you make a monumental leap from “So this is the sharp end of the sword?” to “Come get some!” in a manner of hours.  It’s dramatic, jarring, and most of all satisfying.  I fought the urge to immediately go hunt horde in Outland that made my life so difficult in questing to 70.  Of course, if you didn’t want to wait to see some quest text to get an idea, you could always buy your way to some new gold in the auction house what with all that…

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Cataclysm has a release date?!

The cataclysm logo has me drooling.So I have no idea why I didn’t think to look it up at the anonymous game store, but apparently Cataclysm has been available for pre-order, i.e., has had a known release date since it was announced in August. I’m not sure how this minor detail slipped by Joshua and I, especially since around that time we were still playing World of Warcraft daily. But if you didn’t already know, the newest expansion from Blizzard is set to come out on November 1st of 2010. Just in time for my 22nd birthday!