I know what your’e all thinking; we’re not even a year old yet and we’re throwing in the towel. It’s a terrible thing indeed unless you stop to consider our new pursuit of enlightenment through our adoption of Amish practices. I myself have always wanted to raise a barn and have decided that at the ripe old age of 25 I simply can’t be bothered to continue chasing after the latest and greatest in digital entertainment and technological wizardry. So, it is with a heavy heart and a hopeful spirit that we both bid you farewell and wish you the best in this Internet age, opting only to temper the seriousness of this situation with the following depiction of a chihuahua standing on cheeseburgers. Farewell friends, and should you find yourself on some dusty expanse on the back roads of southern Ohio, take heart in knowing that we’re still out there somewhere.
So the wonderful people that brought us the remake of Appleseed recently released Vexille on Blu Ray. I’m far from an anime aficionado and half the time I can barely pay attention to the plots as I’m easily distracted by the gunplay and pretty colors. I can say that Vexille looks amazing. To say it is amazing assumes a a degree of familiarity and passion for the medium that I frankly don’t have. I’ve watched and enjoyed DBZ before along with a handful of commercially successful anime, a la Akira or Ghost in the Shell, but I’ve always felt like a poser. Like Rob Gordon says in High Fidelity, I feel like one of those people who shave their heads and say that they’ve always been punk.
So uh, that 
Well, you’d be completely wrong because these people are effing hardcore. Seriously, look at that guy’s arm over there on the left. That sh*t will be there forever (4ever?). Anyways, since Nicole’s already beat the pants off of Borderlands and has moved on to L4D2, I figured this post would be more aimed at her than anyone. While I wouldn’t be ballsy enough to get a tattoo of a zombie corpse hand on my arm, if I find that at least 10 people comment on this post I will have Nicole draw the hand in sharpie on my back for absolutely no reason. Check out a freakish amount of other examples of die-hard fanboy/girlism at this 
No, that isn’t a terribly deformed man resultant from a government experiment gone horribly awry, but rather an artist, 
So Microsoft’s retail stores launched recently and I can’t quite place my finger on it, but it almost feels like I’ve already been to one somehow. It’s eerie really, like deja vu almost. I mean, I don’t know how that’d be possible considering I’ve never, ever stepped foot in a store with expansive areas of glass facilitating natural light, museum-ish displays for products, minimal design and a…bar of some sort where they must keep the genius employees to answer complicated questions about hardware and software. Oh well, maybe it’ll come to me later. In the meantime if you’d like to see more head over to pcmag to check out a