I tend to think I’m a pretty nice guy. I rescued a (dirty, freeloading) poodle earlier this year, pay my taxes, and don’t even take the last piece of pizza in a social environment. Unfortunately, all of my delusions were shattered when I had to look at myself in the mirror and weep at my horrible behavior in subjugating the denizens of Skyrim with my petty villainy. Behavior like…
1. Stealing Sh*t from Perfectly Good People
Why hello there Lucan. What’s that? Bandits stole your golden claw statue? Let me take care of that for you! You and Camilla just sit tight here in your trading outpost while I go serve up some murderous justice.
Hmm, this bloodlust-driven adventurer certainly LOOKS trustworthy…
Unfortunately though, after you go to sleep tonight I will have absolutely no reservation about lock picking my way through your front door and taking every thing you own. I’ll leave you the golden claw just to be poetic, but beyond that I’m like the Grinch that stole Christmas; I’m taking everything that isn’t nailed down.
