Do Your Research, Researcher

So I was skimming the articles at Kotaku today when I came across this gem. Apparently, some columnist working for the San Jose Mercury News wrote up an article detailing his experience with buying a Wii this last Christmas. His dilemma was all of the “hidden prices” that came along with buying a console, such as extra Wiimotes, instruments if he wanted to buy a Rock Band/Guitar Hero game, trouble establishing internet access to his Wii, multiple games, rechargeable battery stations for the Wiimotes… and apparently it was all too much for him to comprehend so he returned the system.

I’m a little elitist because I work at a game store where I’m already aware of all these things, so forgive me for being a bit cruel to this dude, but really? You’re a columnist and you didn’t bother to research how much the works would cost? One, do your kids really need Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Would they recognize and be able to enjoy most of the songs on the set lists? Two, it’s the Wii. Do you seriously need internet access for that thing? What’s wrong with your computer? Are you planning on buying vintage games that they don’t even know from the Virtual Console? Three, it totally irks me how spoiled kids are these days. When I was a kid I was thankful to have one controller, one system and one game. If there were four of us in the room, we got out the cooking timer and took turns every 15 minutes. I hate the idea of “Oh noes, what if Jimmy and Susie have friends over? Surely we’ll need fifteen more Wiimotes, LOL”. This is why I have a job, Mr. Columnist – to help folks like you realize what you’re in for when you promise the kids a Wii for Christmas.

Welcome to the Club, Nintendo

The 360 gained popularity and staying power when they introduced Netflix to their system in late 2008. Since then, over a million users have added the Netflix application to their system, and for $8.99 USD a month that is certainly one heck of a deal. One year later the PlayStation 3 joined our century and the Netflix Instant Streaming Disc was arriving on the doorsteps of PS3 users as well.

Now Nintendo is gearing up to add Netflix to their consoles as well. Streaming will be introduced to the Wii this spring sometime, although no approximate dates have been added yet. For geeks like Joshua and I, this essentially means we can have Netflix on all five of our systems. Now we just need to buy a fifth TV…

New Silent Hill: Shattered Memories Trailer…

If you haven’t figured it out by now, Nicole and I essentially live and die by Silent Hill releases.  Sure the gameplay’s not always up to snuff, but the atmosphere is undeniably palpable and the music (for now at least) is top-notch.  This new trailer sure looks promising in the environment department and technically speaking, it’s the best Wii game I’ve seen as far as graphics go.  I’m unsure about the combat or lack thereof however.  Seriously, it looks like Harry just gets gang-raped by the same group of four enemies over and over. Of course, Silent Hill was never lauded for it’s combat mechanics. I guess we’ll have to wait until next week to find out.  For now, have a look at the below and tell me you don’t pee a little.

Many Expect a Price Drop on the Wii

Hard to believe it's been out since 2006.Rumors are swirling about that on Sunday, September 27th, consumers across the nation will be able to pick a Nintendo Wii up for the new low price of $199.99 as opposed to $249.99. Perhaps it’s because Sony and Microsoft just slashed their platforms’ prices, or maybe it’s because it’s about freakin’ time they dropped the price of the Wii (it’s been three years!). Either way, it will be interesting to see the competition begin again between the three as we inch closer and closer to the Christmas season. We’ll keep you up to date on the official word!

Thoughts on The Beatles: Rock Band

I wanna hold your hand...So while Nicole and I were at Myrtle Beach The Beatles: Rock Band made its debut without us.  Nicole was positively rabid about playing it and I had high hopes for the game after reading interviews and updates for months about all of the care that had gone into preserving it as a grand entry into The Beatles legacy.  So, as soon as we got back we ran down to Gamestop and picked up our pre-order.  While I can’t speak for Nicole, here are 5 observations about The Beatles: Rock Band.

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Funniest Wii Titles

Think about it... think about it!Sometimes while I am working at AGS (“anonymous game store”) I read the lists of the new releases and I can’t help but to crack up and wonder what the heck the creators were thinking when they decided on some of their titles. Whether they’re suggestive, silly, or just completely dumb the following titles have earned their place on my “funniest game titles” list.

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Punch-Out!! 5 of my First Impressions

There's no way he'd be in it, but that'd be a pretty disturbing finishing move...As many of you know, Punch-Out!! came out today after being in retirement for quite some time.  Little Mac is back with a slew of his old rivals and a few new ones to keep him on his toes as he fights his way to the top.  Naturally I was more than thrilled with this and got home from work as quick as I could so I could go snag a copy at my local, anonymous, super game store.  So how does it stack up against its predecessors?  Read on and I’ll let you know some initial impressions I’ve had and what you’ve got to look forward to as Doc Louis whips Mac into shape for the third time.

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Little Mac in Training!!

The pure terror on this guy's face always makes me feel warm and fuzzy insideNintendo has never really had a problem marketing its products, but I had to chuckle at this latest commercial featuring a real-life Little Mac and Doc Louis to promote the new Punch-Out!!.  I admit, I never got to play Super Punch-Out!! but I have a lot of great memories of bludgeoning Glass Joe in the original and I still hold it as one of my favorite NES games of all time.  How many of you are looking forward to the Wii version?

Ghostbusters Game Exclusivity Clarified

There's something oddly suggestive about this screenshotJust in case anyone else was upset and disturbed (grin) by the news that Ghostbusters would be a timed, PS3-exclusive you can put those fears to rest! That is, unless you’re European, where it actually still is a timed exclusive. I probably should have made that a bit clearer, but it’s not as if Europe isn’t used to getting screwed over by the gaming industry. You can get the full scoop over at Destructoid.