Vexed, Hans could only speculate on the effectiveness of his flaming uppercut to B6.

My Dad sent me an interesting article this week from Wired about chess boxing.  Wow, I never thought I’d put those two next to each other in the same sentence but here we are- wacky! Anyways, the video below should give you an idea of the rules of chess boxing, which, at first glance I envisioned a literal, gigantic-ass chess board of boxers who would duke it out when moving into position, but alas, my dream sport has not yet materialized.

I’m not sure how big this really is in the states but if you’re a billy bad-ass with a more contemplative side, you might want to look into any local chess boxing clubs in your area (or start one).